A few months back, we put out a call for you fans to help come up with a better story for Scott to tell about how he broke his hand (reality: it was a freak accident with the motorhome drapes). Here are our favorite entries.

 

Well, It all started on the morning of said Saturday, there was to be a show at the United Spirit Arena, and MQ sound was pulling out all of the stops for this one. Owner(Matt Quick) had decided on the KF 760 rig, seeing as how the KF900 rig was on tour with Mr. Vince Gill. All of the guys from 100 Love Sonnets were hanging out as usual, seeing as how they enjoy watching it all come together. The Ten Semi's were unloaded and the stage was set, The Sound was flown and ready to go, and everybody was waiting on the Lighting Crew. Scott was hanging out, when suddenly he heard a scream from up above "CHAIN!!!!!!!!", one of the chain motors had dropped it's chain and it was headed for Scott's head, but luckily he was quick enough to step out of the way, "That was a close one" Scott said. Well, Seeing as how Scott was frightened he thought he would be a bit more careful and stay away from the equipment for a while. All was well and The stage was ready, So they went on stage and were in the middle of their performance, when out of nowhere, a crazed fan, seemed to of gotten past security and was going straight for Scott. "The Enforcer"noticed what was happening and ran on stage just in time to grab the guy before he got to Scott, But Scott lost his balance and fell on stage and his hand hit a monitor and That's how Scott broke his hand. Tragic but True "I was There."

Honestly, Nestor Daniel Flores/Freddie Flores

 

Well it all started when Scott wanted to eat ketchup covered coffee beans.So he went to his fridge and reached for the pickle jar when his pet rock" bob the majic pickle fairy" jumped out and landed on his hand...he quickly threw the rock off then shouted " wooo dooggyy" he shook his hand and then look at it.It was a lil red.Then he continued to get the jar of pickles and shut the fridge door ...on his hand! He yelped like a dog and ran in circles.Then he opened the cabinet to get a bowl and the bowl dropped on his hand.Well he ran in circles again like a chicken with its head cut off and then went to look at his hand and he says to himself " awww man .....my hand broke!" so he whined about it a lil then continued on with his lunch.

Thats the truth and nothin but the truth! Im tellin ya!

Kristin Ritchie

ps-yall rocked at the door!!! Buddy holly rools...

 

While helping a little old lady across the street, a car came flying by but with "cat like" reflexes Scott lunges out of the way with the elderly lady in his arms. The car in such awe at his agility and strength crashes into a 7-11 hitting the sign. The sign falls toward the lady who at this time is dusting her self off and asking Scott for his phone number. Scott flattered but married sees the sign with just enough time to again swoop the elderly lady off of her feet and out of harms way. Scott then wishes the lady fair well and sees her to her door. Turning to leave he trips on his shoelace, which has come untied due to all of the days events, and starts to fall. Seeing a young boy with his puppy in the path of his falling, Scott puts out his hand and the young Doberman Pincher puppy bites him on the finger causing a break in the bone. Sometimes it just doesn't pay to be nice.

peace out brother, tim beal

 

Scott was walking one day, when he saw a pop machine! He was feeling a little thirsty so he started to search his pocket for change! Being unsuccesseful, he comes up with a plan. Being that no one was around, he stuck his hand up the pop machine, trying to get a pop! Not successeding he tries to get his hand out, but can't. He tungs hard at his hand but can't get it out. Well, he is stuck in a pop machine and no one is around what does he do? Try as hard as he can to get it out. After about 20 minutes of tugging, his hands and arms are sweating enough to pullit out. He pulles it out so hard he falles back and hits the curbe very hard thus braking his hand. Now wasn't that a dumb thing to do. Oh well you have to do something in life to get what you want. But the pop machine. Scott! But just to tell you I know Brain's niece Elise!

 

Paul Stocklin

 

hey guys could not resist shooting something at you guys.....hey, i look at it this way.....for a few short weeks i am a better guitar player than scott.....well maybe. no wait he can probably out play my torture one handed....but he is the man who taught me everything i need to know about playing a guitar!!!!!!!!! i almost forgot the story i had thought up laying that line of crap out...soo here is the rest of the story. there is a real easy explanation for how scott broke his hand.....see as a child scott was always different.....thats right different. no he did not have a red shiny nose....he was not a giant nor was he exceptionally ugly, like some of us. scott was born a freak of nature, and no its not what everyone thinks....he did not enter this world with a guitar in his hands, nor was it he was born with all this long hair with colored locks that moved around on his head from time to time. you see scott was born with 6 fingers on one of his hands.....after he was born his parents wanting scott to be "like all the other kids" decided that it would be best if they had the extra finger removed. so in a short procedure they removed scotts extra finger, never knowing that it could be, would have been a great asset to have that extra finger when playing the guitar. you think he cooks now!!!!! just imagine what he could have done with an extra finger.....but wait that does not explain how or why it got broke. you see the extra finger that was removed was growing between his ring finger and his pinkie finger. when they cut it off they had to cut out the extra bones from his hand...the extra finger was actually a fully functioning finger and had grown out of the ring finger bones in his hand. so when they cut out the bones the had to attach the extra muscle somewhere so they made his ring finger extra strong...like a bionic ring finger....twice the strength. that is why he can bend the stings like he can...but that's another story... so the other night coming back from a gig in midland they were driving through the mountains and because of the ice and snow( no hell no there are no mountains between here and midland but this is my story! and the drive would be better if someone would put some mountains in!!!) so they were driving back but it was real icy and snowy.....it had already snowed a foot or three and they came up on one treacherous curve on one one the mountain peaks, no peeks, no well there are none so it don't matter how it is spelled. so the come to a very bad curvy part in the road and the start to slide off of the side of the mountain...a sheer drop if over 200,,,no maybe like 500 feet straight down, as they were sliding toward their death scott sticks his hand out the window and grabs onto one of the thousand trees that line the road (nope none of them either, but remember this is MY story). so just before they slide over the edge he grabs this tree, i think it was a blue spruce or maybe a elm but it don't matter. he grabs it and can only hook it with his ring finger. be grabs it and his finger is sooooooo strong and the road is soooooo icy that the strength of his finger made the bus, no it was not a motor home...it was one of them big A@# fancy buses. it make the bus slide completely around the tree and back onto the road. well it shook scott up pretty bad as you would figure.....so he had to go to the bathroom and clean..well go to the bathroom....well after a while everyone got worried about him...so they went to check on him. well he had dropped his wallet on the floor of the bathroom and had bent over to pick it up so when they opened the door(yea that was rude just open the door to the bathroom) but it hit knocking him back..as he fell backwards on the still warm toilet, the seat was up and it knock the seat down and as he fell upon it it trapped his hand between the seat and the toilet and well it just snapped the bone where they had removed the extra. honest, that's exactly how it happen, well no i was not there but really that's what i heard.

-Jimmy Richie

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